Comments on: Shuffled! Jason Bayani

By: Buffy

Buffy — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:46:37 +0000

Haha – great article! Thanks for the kind mention.

Sounds like you’re doing well for yourself. I wondered what you were up to after I saw you at D&B’s. I’m glad I came across this site — the Shuffle feature/article is cool. Anyway, just thought I’d say hi.

By: giles

giles — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:44:48 +0000

some of my favorite Onion headlines from the past year

“Fat Guy Mistakenly Thought Of As Strong”

“Bono Outbids Everyone At Charity Auction For Bono-Autographed Guitar”

“Kendrick Perkins Under Assumption He’s One Of Celtics’ ‘Big Three’”

“Patriots Proud Of Defeating Whoever That Last Team Was”

And my favorite:

“Bears Lead Rex Grossman To Super Bowl”

By: Jason

Jason — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:32:28 +0000

“I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I’ll smash your brains in with a f*cking bat. Then we’ll see who doesn’t like hot dogs.”

You know what, I’d be lying if I said The Onion wasn’t a horribly huge influence on the way I write.

By: Bao

Bao — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:23:16 +0000

Haha – his post about New Edition reminds me of that Onion article where they made-up an essay by Christopher Walken about how much he loved hot dogs, and if you didn’t like hot dogs it made him very angry and he would beat the shit out of you, and then we’d see who didn’t like hot dogs.

By: Kirya

Kirya — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:09:28 +0000

“As we were walking across the quad, the girls began to move towards us. We moved towards them.”

Let me guess, there was a knife fight, and somebody moved back to Cuba?

By: papa t

papa t — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:03:22 +0000

brother bayani! haha. i gotta hook up with this guy sooner than later.

for a mix of freestyle: http://youtube.com/watch?v=M3WweLlwGdw

By: giles

giles — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:31:23 +0000

this is hilarious. i especially love the description of freestyle music. even tho i kinda like freestyle.

undocumented sons!

By: eugene

eugene — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:43:44 +0000

There are so many references here that my head is beginning to spin. Even though I don’t understand many of those references, cause I’m just not cool enough like that, I feel like laughing when I read this shuffled.

And that last story about Ozzy and courtship… wow , that’s deep. It explains all the stupid things that I used to do in elementary school and um, maybe it explains all the stupid things that I still do.